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Ele há gente que n s percebe...ele é nos jardins, no cinema, nos cafés, nas disconights, na fila do banco...é onde calha! OK, eu explico!!!
Vai uma pessoa muito descansada, a pensar na crise, na globalização, no degelo, na extinção do Panda, enfim, em trivialidades, e é obrigada a levar com aqueles casalinhos irritantes que se amassam um contra o outro na tentativa de se espremerem enquanto tentam palpar as amigdalas do parceiro com a língua! Ora, não ha pachorra pa isto!!! Ah, para n falar naqueles barulhos estranhos!
É que há pessoas que repudiam estas cenas grátis de filme d domingo à tarde...
Mas o que eu acho mais piada é que depois muitas destes "Lapas" depois recusam-se a abrir a porta do WC com as mãos - "Ai tem muitos microbios!"- dizem eles...
Bem, para n dizerem k eu sou uma pessoa azeda que so ker ver os outros infelizes, eu estive a considerar e penso que encontrei uma solução k pode agradar a ambas as partes: e que tal se as meninas começassem a andar com um triangulo sinalizador na carteira e de cada vez k resolvessem sugar o companheiro, armavam o dispositivo a pelo menos 150 metros! Assim so levava com o mel quem n visse o sinal...ou kem gostasse d ver!!!Ele ha muito mirone por aí...

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daniel disse...

do k tu te lembras... lol
mas tens razao... era escusado esse tipo de cenas... :-) ***

Joana Marques disse...

É de lamentar, principalmente quando vamos descansadamente no passeio e deparamos com o dito casal em cenas de filme só para adultos!Principlamente, quando ficamos a ver e vamos contra alguma escada, algum muro, ou tropeçamos no passeio!!!!

Rute Saleiro disse...

só kero fazer 1 pekena elucidação ( e uma homenagem às pekenas criaturas k aturo tds os fds em Bcls!!:P**)"barulhos estranhos" são as tão famosas GOMAS!!!

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agora somos criaturas rute? :((( tu vais ver, agora nem kom sinal de sinalizaçao LOL :p beiju

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pronto..pekenas criaturas maravilhosas k eu adoro!!!:P e ja xega sn dp ng t atura ;)**

Allex disse...

Pois, pois... Voces refilam, mas nao deixam de olhar!!! Ate vao contra escadas e tudo!

E pior, se forem acompanhadas por alguma amiga, ainda vao os proximos 469 metros a discutir o k a gaja do casal tinha vestido e o mal k lhe ficava a dita roupa!! :p

Se o gajo for "todo bom" nem tocam no assunto, mas se nao for assim tao bom, vao logo dizer mal dele tb...

A isto, minhas "princesas" :p chama-se negaçao, porque no fundo, bem la no fundo, voces keria era estar no lugar deles ;)

Boa sorte com as vossas peskisas pela "boilandia" e espero ver-vos num qualquer jardim a devorar GOMAS ;)

Bjs (silenciosos)
Allex

romi disse...

bem parece k toda a gente ja passou por esta situação, agr so falta saber kem precisa do triangulo!va, xibem-se!!!

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Passeando eu pela WWW num dia tão bonito e de sol quanto hoje está fazendo, pesquisando sobre um tal de Lawrence das arabias, quando me surpreendo com um blog destes! LOL :D gostei de ver, mas uma coisa me perturbou...vocês ja pensaram que talvez o problema não seja dos bois, mas antes das vacas?
Estou vendo aqui matéria pra discussão...

foyedo disse...

lol.. tivest mt bem. olho vivo! *

luís gomes disse...

Dentro da classe dos namorados-cola há que destacar esta, em vias de (grande) desenvolvimento. Aqueles que gostam tanto um do outro que espremem as borbulhas um ao outro. Coisa mais bonita não há! «Olha-me esse pontinho branquinho na ponta do nariz!Deixa-me espremer!» «Não...depois sai pus» « Vá lá, é romântico!É uma cena ao nível do Notting Hill» «Está bem, mas depois limpas o pus e o sangue com o teu lenço branco cuja letra A é a primeira do teu nome». E assim se espreme mais um borbulha. Enquanto forem só beijinhos...até está tudo bem...mas não há nada pior que os espremedores.
Em relação a higiene,o facto de o Homem português ser curioso.
Entra no WC, vai directo à sanita e no fim de despejar tudo, lava as mãos.
Perguntas: porque não lavamos antes,já que vamos tocar talvez na parte mais importante do nosso corpo? e ainda... nós lavamos as mãos no fim...tudo bem!Mas...e como é que vamos abrir a porta da casa de banho, mesmo sabendo que por esse puxador de porta ja passaram mais de 1000 mãos, sujas, limpas, lavadas e não lavadas?

romi disse...

eu sempre desconfiei k a parte mais importante do corpo do homem n era o cerebro...

miguel disse...

pois não, mas tb não é o que tu estas a pensar, é o coração

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